mpregle:

do you ever remember your blog when you first started out on tumblr and punch yourself in the face

(Source: berrybreath)

i am like a goldfish everybody loves me in the first 2 weeks but after that they ignore me and flush me down a toilet while i’m sleeping

queefjerkey:

i don’t even follow these people but seriously there are boundaries for humor and “it’s just the internet” is never an excuse stop being dumb it doesn’t matter if you say something to a person in real life or over the internet it still has the same impact

jeszing:

at what age are you supposed to delete your blog

no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!

byebye have a goodnight everyone love you oxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxooxo

(Source: sarahisasian)

(Source: facepimp)

microwavepizzaoven:

this is a shout out to all 5 of my followers who acknowledge my existence 

When my mom is on the phone

Mom: Yeah, they’re great. She’s home, actually. Do you wanna say hi? 

Me:

 

(Source: dominicandarwinism)

Sometimes I’m on Tumblr and I open up a new tab and go to Tumblr again.

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fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something

Them: look
Me: I saw that already